1 00:01:08,958 --> 00:01:11,124 Come and try your luck. 2 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:16,291 Bet more, win more, come on. 3 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,750 Try your luck 4 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,208 I can't gamble again? 5 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,583 OK, it will be the last one. 6 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:31,875 Just try your luck. 7 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:34,125 How can I gamble? 8 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:38,541 Damn it, I love gambling. 9 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,500 Last bet! Open! 10 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:44,791 Calabash and chicken. 11 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,541 Sister Gut, aren't you feeling well, take a rest. 12 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,041 Damn you! You are not feeling well! 13 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:00,250 I am betting now. 14 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:01,875 How much does my head worth? 15 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:05,916 You are the daughter of Lady Chow, it worths at least 500 taels. 16 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:07,666 Keep your word, it worths 500 taels. 17 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:08,958 I want to bet on chicken, open it. 18 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,833 Make your bet now 19 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:12,500 It's open now. 20 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:13,750 Chicken, chicken, chicken. 21 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,083 I am rich! 22 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:23,500 Hey, it's the result of the next table, not this one. 23 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:28,833 Open! 24 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:30,625 Coin, calabash and shrimp. 25 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:32,958 Where are the chickens? 26 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,041 Please sign this bill now. 27 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,625 I will ask your mom to pay it. 28 00:02:38,083 --> 00:02:39,458 500 taels? 29 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:43,416 Yes, my head worth 500 taels, 30 00:02:43,666 --> 00:02:45,708 But I didn't mean to bet all. 31 00:02:47,916 --> 00:02:48,958 Come on, I wanted to bet 10 taels only. 32 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:54,666 Take the tips. I give much more than enough, see? 33 00:02:57,625 --> 00:03:01,375 Miss Chow, you can't leave without paying the debt. 34 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:06,416 Are you kidding? Do you know who is my brother? 35 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:13,666 Master Tung. 36 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:17,000 This way. 37 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:18,125 Oh, this way. 38 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:19,166 You come early this morning. 39 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:22,583 Master Tung, we have been long waiting for you. 40 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,708 I have to dress up. 41 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,541 It's hot, use more force, got it? 42 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,666 OK 43 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,333 Your brother is Chow Tung. 44 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,208 He is the number one villain in Lok Yung. 45 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:36,291 But when you see your brother again, you'll become shit. 46 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:40,875 I won't forgive you. 47 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:43,291 Watch out! It's dangerous. 48 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:49,000 The frog as mortgage? 49 00:03:49,041 --> 00:03:53,208 You scumbag, it's a twin frog. 50 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,041 My brother and I have one each. 51 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:58,625 Once I press it, my brother's frog will scream. 52 00:03:58,916 --> 00:04:00,291 My brother will come to save me at once. 53 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,833 This is called. 54 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,666 Paging frog. 55 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,250 Which one is screaming? 56 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,666 Yes, which one is screaming? 57 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:11,833 You are still using screaming frog? 58 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,500 Why don't you use a trembling frog? 59 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:14,583 Trembling frog? 60 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:20,500 It knows screaming and trembling, and it's thin too. 61 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:23,250 It is designed to fit man's hand, and it's convenient for carrying. 62 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:26,708 If you don't feed it over 24 hours, it can function too. 63 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:28,583 It makes loud noise. 64 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,708 It's a faithful, 65 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:36,416 trustable, and useful paging frog. 66 00:04:39,791 --> 00:04:42,708 It's a call from my sister; I guess she is calling me to visit the z oo. 67 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:50,291 I am pretty and kind, how can you beat a beauty like me? 68 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,500 I have no money, but, 69 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,791 you can sell me to brothel. 70 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:01,666 I do think so. 71 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:05,083 You are smart, let's meet at the entrance of the brothel. See you th ere. 72 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:07,583 You want to leave? 73 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:09,500 He is returning my call. 74 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:10,416 What call? 75 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:11,750 My brother answers my call now. 76 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,083 Your brother? 77 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,041 The paging frog! It's finished. 78 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,875 Come, hurry up. 79 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:19,583 Master Tung, no service charge is added, sir. 80 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:22,416 Minimum charge, 1.2 taels, sir. 81 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,000 Master, Miss is having trouble. 82 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,333 Follow me. 83 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,625 Who dares to fool me? 84 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,750 How dare you fool Chow Tung. 85 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,125 Sir. 86 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:52,625 Sir. 87 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:53,875 Stop! Please stop writing. 88 00:05:53,916 --> 00:05:54,500 I am leaving. 89 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:55,791 But I have finished filling the form. 90 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,291 Pay the money for illegal parking. 91 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:01,250 Do you have any bonus from it? 92 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,250 Benz, go, hurry up, my sister is waiting for me. 93 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,416 Master. 94 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:14,208 Hurry up. 95 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,625 Don't bother me. 96 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,041 You've stop in front of the red light! 97 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:21,833 Help! They want me to be hooker. 98 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:22,791 Brother! 99 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:26,458 They want me to be hooker! 100 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,125 How dare you bully my sister? 101 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,208 She lost the money in gambling. 102 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,833 Pal, be careful. 103 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,958 Do you feel dizzy? 104 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:13,875 A little bit. 105 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,166 You are nosy. 106 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,250 Are you taking weapon? 107 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:16,166 Guess who will win! I think my brother will win. 108 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,958 Come on, make your bet, I will be the banker. 109 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:34,291 I am rich! Thank you very much, see you next year. 110 00:08:34,916 --> 00:08:37,708 I have enough money for plastic surgery. 111 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,875 Brother, I am scared. 112 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:46,875 Lok-Yung is a city of crimes; they will take revenge on me. 113 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,791 I am scared, please help me. 114 00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:54,125 You bastard, you abuse violence! 115 00:08:54,416 --> 00:08:55,458 Do you feel shame? 116 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:58,250 I will kill you all if you dare make trouble again. 117 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:01,166 Who dares scold me, I'll send him to be eunuch. 118 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,416 My mom is, 119 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:04,875 a good friend of the Duchess. 120 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,166 She will help anyway. 121 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:08,833 Who dares challenge me? 122 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,333 Am I great? Clap your hands please. 123 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:17,541 Hero is easily to be misunderstood. 124 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:18,500 Right! 125 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,083 Don't be that hard, it hurts. 126 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:25,416 Hold it. 127 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,250 Hold it, it'll soon be fine. 128 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,041 Mom! 129 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,250 Son, daughter, you must be thirsty. 130 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,958 Come on, have some tea first. 131 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,125 Mom! 132 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:39,833 Come on, take some tea first. 133 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:41,625 Just leave this thing to the maid. 134 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,833 No, I want to apologize to you two. 135 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,333 Those were the days! Your dad and I wanted to have fun, 136 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,833 So you were born, 137 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,500 We didn't get your consent beforehand. 138 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,291 I know you, you hate me, that's true, right? 139 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,333 Forget it, mom. 140 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,291 Mom, stop fooling us. 141 00:09:58,583 --> 00:09:59,875 I am wrong, I should not fight. 142 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,375 I know it's wrong, mom. 143 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:02,416 You know it now? 144 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:06,250 You know it? So why should I talk to you like this? 145 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,125 Don't get angry, mom. 146 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:13,458 You always fight. You like a bowl of rice! 147 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,083 And you, except gambling, you know nothing, 148 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:18,541 I prefer having barbecue pork as daughter. 149 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,208 So, both of us will be a dish of barbecue pork with rice . 150 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:21,333 A bowl of rice with barbecue pork. 151 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:25,083 From now on, just eat and sleep. 152 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,458 I won't give you a penny. 153 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,333 Don't do this to me, mom. I wanna quit gambling. 154 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,208 Can you make it? 155 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:30,916 I can do it. 156 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:32,375 If you don't believe it. Let's bet on it. 157 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,458 You shit head, you are rubbish! 158 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,791 OK, I will leave you to your husband. 159 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:38,750 I won't take care of you anymore. 160 00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:40,791 Husband? 161 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,416 I have received the letter from my future-son-in-law for a long time . 162 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,791 He is coming from Kai-fung to Lok-yung, but it's taken a month! 163 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,875 Husband?. 164 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:57,833 Honey, I open a bank specially for you. 165 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,375 And this credit card is for you. 166 00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:05,333 You can draw the cash 24 hours a day. 167 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,208 So you can gamble at any time you like. 168 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,083 Hubby! 169 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:16,541 Hubby. 170 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,000 Aunt, aunt, may I ask. 171 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,791 Ask? You want to beg, right? 172 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,541 Leave me alone. 173 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,041 Aunt, you have misunderstood. 174 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,416 I came from Kai-fung, I want to. 175 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:28,125 Marry the daughter of Lady Chow. 176 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:29,375 You? My god! 177 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,750 Aunt, be careful! 178 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:42,833 It's you? 179 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,541 Aunt! Aunt! 180 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,333 Aunt! 181 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:49,500 Gut, get up. Hurry up. 182 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,208 What? She is Gut? Then you must be Brother Chow Tung. 183 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:52,833 Who are you? 184 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,041 Lam Ka Sing! 185 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:58,333 Lady Chow, how are you doing? 186 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:04,166 You are like your mom. 187 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,291 London Bridge is falling down... 188 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,875 Dear friend, you come to wash the clothes with me? 189 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,791 What's the matter with you? 190 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,416 I am fine, you are the best friend of mine. 191 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:18,166 Yes. 192 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,958 Hey, why don't we arrange the marriage of our coming children? 193 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,375 Great idea, let's make an oath now. 194 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,291 Look at them! 195 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,750 If they are boys, let them be buddies. 196 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,750 If they are girls, let them be sisters. 197 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,208 If one boy and one girl, let them marry. 198 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,833 It's a deal, if any of us deny this oath, 199 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,166 The son will have no bottom, 200 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:39,833 The daughter will have one more bottom. 201 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,958 You have no bottom! Don't you eat rice? 202 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,333 How dare you! 203 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:50,875 Ka Sing, your family is the richest family of the world. 204 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,958 Why are you that poor now? 205 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,583 Yes, my family in Kai-fung used to be the richest one. 206 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:58,291 We had thousands miles of field, and thousands of houses. 207 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,458 Our villa was as beautiful as a palace. 208 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,375 I lived in a deluxe life! 209 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,750 We had over 3000 guests living with us and 500 servants served us. 210 00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:09,833 Precious dishes were common in diet. 211 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:13,250 I was born is such a lucky family! 212 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:18,416 What a world, sweet world! 213 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,333 You shouldn't be that poor! 214 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,375 But it's changed! 215 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,708 Last month, my dad failed in his business, he went into bankruptcy. 216 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,875 Later, he passed away. 217 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:30,125 Then, my family was getting poor. 218 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:34,625 Now, my home is empty, I have nothing valuable left. 219 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:40,041 I checked from my bank account. 220 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,583 Only 30 million taels of gold are left. 221 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,000 Master Sing. 222 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,375 But, the fate is fooling me again. 223 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,541 After the close down of Bank CC, 224 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:53,791 I have nothing left. 225 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,958 What a poor story of mine, my honey! 226 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,708 Shut up, I won't admit you to be my husband. 227 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,541 I won't take him as my wife. 228 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:00,291 Your husband, 229 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,541 Impossible! You idiot! 230 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,041 Mom, since he has shown up, 231 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,583 Gut fainted twice. 232 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,250 If she married him, she will die soon. 233 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:08,875 We won't accept a poor relative like you. 234 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,208 Anyway, you are not our relative, get lost now. 235 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,875 How dare you! Kneel down! 236 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,125 My dear son-in-law, I don't mean you. 237 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,791 It's your parents who should decide your marriage. 238 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,833 Marry Gut 3 days later; you'll be adopted into our Chow's family. 239 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:24,791 Damn it, I won't marry him. 240 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,500 If you refuse, you can never marry again. 241 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:28,958 I have long been a widow. 242 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,125 Let me marry him. 243 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,875 Why don't you help? 244 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,000 If he marries my mom, he will be my dad. 245 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,958 Hubby, are you tired? 246 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,250 I am not. 247 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:46,375 Let's eat now. I've prepared some special dish for you. 248 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,250 See, the dishes are your favorite. 249 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,125 I love it. 250 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,041 Fried rice. 251 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,375 I am satisfied. 252 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:52,958 Let's dine now. 253 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,333 Dad, it's the beginning of the month. 254 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,166 Give my some pocket money please. 255 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:58,916 Thank you. 256 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,375 Don't waste it! 257 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:03,958 How poor am I? 258 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,375 Kidding! 259 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:07,833 You! 260 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:08,833 Don't hit me! Don't hit me! 261 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,916 I am leaving now. 262 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,916 I am leaving! 263 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,625 Don't go, my dear brother-in-law. 264 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,125 I will marry my sister to you tomorrow. 265 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,708 I will pay you too. It's deal. 266 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:37,333 Stop! 267 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:38,958 Please come down. 268 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,666 He is adopted. 269 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,291 Hey, change it, hurry up. 270 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,708 I don't want to marry a beggar. 271 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,875 If you don't, he will be our dad. 272 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,250 So we will have poor life! 273 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,666 Don't worry. I will teach him a lesson. 274 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:59,666 So he will obey you for the rest of life! 275 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:04,125 What a happy day! Be careful, sir. 276 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,250 This fool is willing to marry Gut Chow, 277 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,750 he must be idiot! 278 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,500 He will be bullied by his brother-in-law! 279 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:10,416 Yeah... 280 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,458 Bull shit! He is a lucky guy! 281 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,208 You deserve it. 282 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,916 Walk slowly. 283 00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:20,750 Do you want to enter the bridal chamber now? 284 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,083 Go out, let's discuss something. 285 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,750 You are one of our family now. 286 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:24,958 You are the son-in-law of Chow's family, so you'll listen to us. 287 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,208 You should change your surname to Chow from now on. 288 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,541 And you should be named Chow, Chow Chow is your new name. 289 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,750 Chow Chow? 290 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,750 It's easy to be remembered, why don't you thank my brother? 291 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,291 Save it. 292 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,375 Sister, spread your legs, be quick. 293 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,125 You should not spread like this. 294 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:46,250 Stand and spread your legs. 295 00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:47,750 Sorry, I think it's bedtime. 296 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:54,166 Go under your wife's legs, you must listen to your wife forever. 297 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,083 Come on! 298 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,666 No, how can I face the others? 299 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,541 Are you refusing? 300 00:16:58,916 --> 00:16:59,458 No. 301 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:01,958 OK, but. 302 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,458 Are you civilized? 303 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,708 OK, I will give you an IQ test. 304 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,666 What kind of beast will ask Why Why. 305 00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:11,583 Parrot. 306 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:12,625 No, it's turtle! 307 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:13,625 It's pig! 308 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:14,458 Pig? 309 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,000 Why? Why? 310 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,500 You are the beast who asks Why Why. 311 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,458 Turtle. 312 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,000 You are quite wise. 313 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:25,625 Move it out! 314 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,125 Now, it's a test of your guts. 315 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,750 If you can step through the fire basins, you needn't go under her legs. 316 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:38,666 Hurry up! I am tired. 317 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,166 Hold it! 318 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,983 Go. 319 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,375 Good! 320 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,250 So what? 321 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,375 You are wearing the fireproof shoes. 322 00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,500 You are tricky! 323 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:00,666 I want you to go under her legs now. 324 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,875 No! I won't do it. 325 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:03,750 Hurry up. 326 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:04,625 Now! 327 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:09,625 You can't insult the civilized scholar! 328 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,000 Hurry up. 329 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,666 Stop fooling around, it's time for the wedding ceremony. 330 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,833 My dear son-in-law, it's time to get up. 331 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,833 Burn the firecrackers now. 332 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,208 Go in. 333 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:54,458 After washing by the pomelo leaves, you won't be demon! 334 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,125 Comfortable? 335 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,875 Quite. 336 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,333 What? 337 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,500 Isn't it a difficult job for you to massage me? 338 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,083 Yes, it's comfortable indeed. 339 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,125 Use more force! 340 00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:25,250 I will have a grand son soon. 341 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,708 It makes me envy! 342 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,416 Clean my toes. 343 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,750 Do you want to touch my hand? 344 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,000 Where is the gold bracelet from my aunt? 345 00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,291 Hurry up. 346 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,208 Time's up. 347 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:02,166 Do you want to kiss me? 348 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,583 Where is the necklace from my uncle? 349 00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:06,666 Hurry up! 350 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,416 Make it tomorrow! 351 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,208 Want a try? 352 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:22,916 Isn't it fantastic? 353 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:24,916 Where is the lucky money? 354 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,375 Your brother took all lucky money from me. 355 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:30,916 Why don't you tell me earlier? You fat-headed. 356 00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:32,458 Go to sleep! 357 00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,000 Get lost! 358 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,125 Do you want to sleep with me? Never! 359 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,458 Unless, you give me 200 taels, then I will... 360 00:20:45,500 --> 00:21:02,666 You idiot! 361 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:07,416 Come on, go under my legs. 362 00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:14,375 No? I want to teach you a good lesson! 363 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:16,000 It's not wise to stay here! 364 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,416 I am wise, 365 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,708 So I shouldn't stay here. 366 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,083 Where is the ink? 367 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,500 Let's play games! 368 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,125 Seven, eight!... 369 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,583 Six, seven... 370 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,750 Lady Chow, I am leaving. 371 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,333 And I won't come back again. 372 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,916 Although I have married with Gut, 373 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,000 It's in name only, so I won't bother if she wants to marry again. 374 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,041 By the way, your daughter's legs are having bad smell! 375 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,666 Remember to wash them frequently. See you. 376 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,916 What's it? Mom, what are you doing, mom? 377 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,791 Hurry up... 378 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,291 I want to sue somebody! 379 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,791 Your Honour, you are too polite! 380 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,583 What's the matter? 381 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,125 Your Honour, I want to sue Chow Tung and his sister. 382 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,625 Do you have any statement? 383 00:22:39,666 --> 00:22:41,166 Yes, Your Honour. 384 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:55,875 But it's not enough. 385 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,333 But I am a good judge. Just like your parents. 386 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:00,416 I will write on behalf of you. 387 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:01,708 I have only 5 taels. 388 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:02,333 I don't mind. 389 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,875 Let's go back. 390 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,625 Your Honour, when will the trail be? 391 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:08,250 I will arrange the schedule first. 392 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:11,666 Give me another 5 taels, then I will fix it for you. 393 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,166 That's why he said he was like my parents. 394 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:16,000 Because I should give him money for his living. 395 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:19,041 (LAN KWAI FONG) 396 00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:20,958 Buy one and you'll get one free. 397 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,166 Sir, what do you want? Go in. 398 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,750 Want do you want to drink? 399 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:27,916 Johnny Walker. 400 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,291 To make you wiser. 401 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:29,958 No. 402 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,041 Why not cock tail? 403 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,625 Cock tail? 404 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,541 So big is the tail! Is there anything to eat? 405 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:36,833 Yes, hot dog! 406 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,083 That's good. 407 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,583 You are not lucky. 408 00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:45,208 Your hot dog. 409 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,625 Waiter, check the bill please. 410 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,708 Sir, do you have any horse parked here? 411 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:50,333 Give me the parking card if you have any. 412 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:51,916 No. 413 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:53,125 Thank you... 414 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:54,750 What? 18 taels? 415 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,291 I have eaten not much. 416 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,791 Minimum charge, sir. 417 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,583 But I have only 3 taels. 418 00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:01,041 How dare you! 419 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,250 Pal, come over here. 420 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:04,291 How dare you! 421 00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:09,458 He was beaten so seriously. 422 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,208 But I have one tael only! That's shit! 423 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,541 BLOODY MARY 424 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,791 It will make you happy. 425 00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:37,333 It will lead you to a fantastic world. 426 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:42,375 Are you coughing? This is cough syrup. 427 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,958 You won't be addicted. Try! 428 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,083 Give me a try please. 429 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:50,916 Get lost, you hag. 430 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,125 Repeat! 431 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:53,166 You hag. 432 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,666 What a big joke! 433 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,333 Do they want to kill him just because he has not enough to pay? 434 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:45,875 There is no exit! 435 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:47,458 Serve you right. 436 00:25:47,500 --> 00:26:04,958 What'll I do? There is no exit! 437 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,375 Kill her! 438 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:07,583 Kill that hag. 439 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,166 I need to show you something great! 440 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:11,750 Watch out! 441 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:15,583 Watch the banana. 442 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,458 Go! 443 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,541 Banana... 444 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:01,458 Who saved me with the banana? 445 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,666 I can't guess that, I am a civilized scholar. 446 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,041 Now, I am that poor! 447 00:27:11,041 --> 00:27:12,791 Luckily I have eaten a lot of banana before my death. 448 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:14,666 See you in the next life. 449 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:26,083 The servants of... 450 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,625 Hell?! 451 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,458 Your Majesty. 452 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,250 What are you talking about? 453 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,916 Oh, the king of hell is a woman! 454 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,500 I am not the king of hell! You are still alive. 455 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:46,291 Alive? 456 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,166 So you are... 457 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,875 Monster! Alien! Evil! 458 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:55,916 You can never escape once you enter my home. 459 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:57,708 What do you want? Money or sex? 460 00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,583 Not the first one! 461 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:02,083 What are you crying for? 462 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:07,000 I escaped from the villain Chow Tung and his sister! 463 00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:08,916 But now, you want to ruin my virgin again. 464 00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:10,500 What? Who is Chow Tung? 465 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,125 Listen to my story... 466 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,458 467 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,500 468 00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:19,458 469 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,125 470 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:22,541 471 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:26,000 472 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,375 My dear son-in-law. 473 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,833 Mother-in-law, guess who I am? 474 00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:37,208 It's you, are you back? 475 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,208 Yes, mom, my hubby is back, drink the herbal tea now. 476 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,375 Take away your hands, let me take a look at you. 477 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:46,208 No, I won't take away my hands, 478 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:47,958 until you take the medicine. 479 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,208 Yes, come on, drink it. Hurry up. 480 00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:52,250 Son, take away your hand. 481 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:55,500 No, I am Lam Ka Sing, your dear son-in-law. 482 00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,500 I know you are cheating me. 483 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,875 I tried very very best to be cheated by you. 484 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,833 But you acted so badly. 485 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:11,000 Go! Get lost! 486 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,166 I can't help. 487 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,875 Brother, think something. 488 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,000 Or we will be orphans. 489 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:26,916 I have got an idea. 490 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,833 How is it? 491 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,916 Let's hold a celebration party for mom. 492 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,791 What do you want? 493 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,708 No one wants to marry her. 494 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,500 A birthday party! 495 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:39,083 Yeah! 496 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,708 GIVE ME FIVE! 497 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:43,333 Yeah! 498 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,125 That's it! 499 00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:46,666 Right, you should fight for your own future. 500 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:50,000 You are civilized, now take the gold. 501 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:51,458 Go and join the examination. 502 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,500 How can I take this? 503 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:55,166 Don't be silly. If you pass the examination and become senior office r, 504 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:57,583 Come back and marry me. 505 00:29:57,625 --> 00:29:59,000 What? 506 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,500 Sign this contract now. 507 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:05,708 Carter, Reagan. 508 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:07,791 Bush, Clinton? 509 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:10,791 From these names, you can tell they will become the presidents. 510 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:14,500 I always meet civilized scholars and give them gold, 511 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:17,708 It's called diversify investment. 512 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:20,958 I will be a lady sometime. 513 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,458 May I know your name? 514 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:27,041 There is a hag in Kai-fung. 515 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:29,000 She is fair and is righteous. 516 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:34,291 Be careful! 517 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,750 Sit well! 518 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:36,708 I am now going! 519 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,625 TAXI HORSE! 520 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:39,750 Driver, don't fool him! 521 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:41,083 I won't! 522 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:47,500 Who is the Litter Villain Chow Tung? 523 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:57,583 Brother, you look happy! Are you looking for hooker now... 524 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:58,916 You are stupid. 525 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,041 There is a Fa Tin Lantern Gathering tonight. 526 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:02,416 There will be many performances in the market. 527 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,708 Now, I am going to interview one or two. 528 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,500 I'll ask them to give some performances in our mom's birthday party. 529 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,291 Woo! You are smart. 530 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,083 I have heard that there is a handsome magician. 531 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,750 Remember to ask him to come for the party 532 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:13,291 Magician? What's his name? 533 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:15,041 David Copperfield. 534 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,375 I see, it's David Copper Feel! 535 00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:19,666 Yes, hurry up. 536 00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:21,625 I am going now. 537 00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:26,458 Isn't he the guy you've mentioned? 538 00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:27,041 Yes! 539 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,333 He is very handsome. 540 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:43,458 He is very handsome. 541 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,208 It's troublesome to wear man's wear! 542 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,041 Look, look this way. 543 00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,500 Great!... 544 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:57,125 Please sign a name for me. Please! 545 00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,625 Now, it's time for the fantastic show tonight. 546 00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,541 I need help from an audience. 547 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,666 Who will come and help me? 548 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:04,500 You! Mr. Big Eye, come on... 549 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:08,208 I think you are interested to know this sissy man... 550 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:10,541 what is he wearing inside, right? 551 00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:12,208 What do you want? 552 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,875 Nothing special. 553 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:15,416 I want to feel you! 554 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,458 What's this? 555 00:33:25,208 --> 00:33:26,333 Woman's underwear? 556 00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,500 Oh, you are... 557 00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:48,250 You love something long and straight. 558 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:54,750 Thank you. 559 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:57,500 Thank you very much. 560 00:33:57,541 --> 00:34:09,333 What's the matter? Don't go! Please stay and sign a name.Thank you. 561 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:12,583 Get lost. 562 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:14,750 Where is the magician? 563 00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:27,083 He is handsome! 564 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:28,958 I love it. 565 00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:31,000 To cheer up. 566 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,250 How's the stuff? 567 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,416 He is coming. What'll we do? 568 00:34:44,458 --> 00:35:02,583 It smells good. 569 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:07,958 I come to worship the God. 570 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:14,333 I wish to fall in love with you. 571 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:17,416 Please be merciful. 572 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,458 Be polite! 573 00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:23,208 Don't dream of counting him. 574 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,250 I warn you, you should behave yourself. 575 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,541 Get lost now! 576 00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:32,291 I am too hot! 577 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,125 I meet my dream lover at last. 578 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:38,208 I am a junior in loving affair. 579 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:41,041 I want to have fun tonight. 580 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,416 It's fate! 581 00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:45,083 We have to take back the underwear. 582 00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:46,083 Sure... 583 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:48,708 I will take care of the underwear. 584 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:52,333 But you have made it dirty, you should clean it first. 585 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:53,958 I will take it back some days later. 586 00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:23,666 You fool, you should be smarter next time. 587 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:25,875 If we take back the underwear, we'll have no excuse to see him again . 588 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,958 We just take this for fun, are you that serious? 589 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:31,833 What could make daddy marry me to him? 590 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:34,875 Hey, give me some idea. 591 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:36,416 Why not this? 592 00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:38,375 Lies! 593 00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:39,958 To cheat him. 594 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:46,000 I have heard that your girl is cultured. 595 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:49,416 Many people want to chase her. 596 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,291 They want to chase my daughter Snow White? 597 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,458 My daughter is well educated by me. 598 00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:56,541 She has many choices, 599 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:58,291 She won't choose those poor and hopeless youngsters. 600 00:36:58,333 --> 00:36:59,541 That means rascals. 601 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:00,458 That's right... 602 00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:03,208 I wish to know your daughter, can you introduce her to me? 603 00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:04,958 She is upstairs. 604 00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:07,333 My daughter never goes out. 605 00:37:07,791 --> 00:37:08,666 Snow White. 606 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,958 She must be playing in the backyard. 607 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:17,583 She is playing. 608 00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,000 What? Rascal? 609 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:22,375 You prog! 610 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:24,291 It's me, dad! 611 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:28,250 Daughter, are you alright? 612 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:29,250 Why are you wearing man's wear? 613 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:31,041 Did you fool around all night? 614 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,708 They joined the Drama Club, 615 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,750 they acted as Asia the Invincible. 616 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:42,500 How smart is she. 617 00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:44,541 You are very great. 618 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,458 Miss, lies! 619 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,083 How? 620 00:37:49,916 --> 00:37:52,291 Miss fooled around last night. 621 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,333 She met a boy. 622 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,000 It's common social activity. 623 00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:58,625 That's right. 624 00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:00,625 My son always counts girls at night. 625 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,083 I am going back to my room. 626 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,000 OK. OK. 627 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,333 Wait, Master. 628 00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:06,791 Miss has done something with that boy. 629 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:10,375 Oh, they worked together all night! 630 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,333 I see, I see! 631 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,708 It's some kind of psychological balance to know the different sex. 632 00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:16,291 Right. 633 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:17,583 But, no sex, that doesn't harm. 634 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:19,083 They did! 635 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,875 She slept with that boy. 636 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:22,416 Good! It's... 637 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,166 Well, well... 638 00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:27,833 Although she is hurt physically, 639 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:29,875 her mind and soul is still pure. 640 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,791 It's peanut... 641 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,666 That's right, see the famous women from history. 642 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,833 Most of them were hookers. 643 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,708 Thank you! 644 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,625 Also... 645 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:39,791 Miss is pregnant. 646 00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:41,875 What? 647 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:43,583 That means my daughter is productive. 648 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:45,833 She is capable to produce babies. 649 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:49,041 It's your turn. 650 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,083 I don't know how to find any excuse for you. 651 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:53,750 I am going home. 652 00:38:53,791 --> 00:38:55,666 Goodbye. 653 00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:01,125 Listen to me. 654 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:04,833 Dad, don't hit me. 655 00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:07,958 You should kick my ovary. 656 00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:10,458 Kick your grandson. 657 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,333 Kill him, send him to hell. 658 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,000 So, he won't be a sacrifice of our fault. 659 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,083 Does the bastard admit it? 660 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:27,833 Hey, where is my future son-in-law living? 661 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,000 What a big shit! 662 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:32,250 How are you, Feel? 663 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:32,750 How are you, Pimp? 664 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:33,875 Honey Lake. 665 00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:35,125 Naked beach again? 666 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,416 There are many North China Beauties. 667 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,541 Are they good? 668 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:38,500 Come on, just take a look! 669 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,500 She is the most popular one in town. 670 00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:43,916 Me too. 671 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:45,791 Why not this one? 672 00:39:46,041 --> 00:39:48,166 She is married, but she wants to work as hooker again. 673 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,458 I don't like housewife. 674 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,708 How about this? 675 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:53,333 She is great in Kung-fu. 676 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,041 She loves difficult moves. 677 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,250 I haven't tried anyone who knows Kung-fu. 678 00:39:56,291 --> 00:39:57,250 Really? 679 00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:58,375 Ok, I want this one. 680 00:39:58,416 --> 00:39:59,291 Ok. 681 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,791 Are you the magician David Copper Feel? 682 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:03,625 I am a magician. 683 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,000 My mother will hold a birthday party tomorrow. 684 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,541 Come to my home and do some performance, OK? 685 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,166 I won't give a penny less. 686 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,000 Take my deposit first. 687 00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,416 I am going to start my show, wait for me. 688 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:17,625 Do you know who I am, how dare you ask me to wait for you? 689 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,125 Here comes my show! 690 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:21,500 You shouldn't be that cocky. 691 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,375 Mister, I used to perform in the market, 692 00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:26,708 I don't think I match your grand party. 693 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:29,250 Please send my regard to your mom. 694 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,000 Great! 695 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:37,000 Take this to your mom. 696 00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:53,416 Where is my bracelet? 697 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,333 Where is my bracelet given by my mom? 698 00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,958 See, isn't he like an elephant? 699 00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:02,583 How dare you fool me? 700 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:26,625 Hag! 701 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:27,875 Old man, stay back if you want to watch the fight. 702 00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:28,916 Or I will hurt you! 703 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:38,916 Bat Man? 704 00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:48,958 Come out! Come out! 705 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,541 I don't think you'll hide up for your life! 706 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:53,208 I will wait for you. 707 00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:13,833 Great! You are great! 708 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,583 I know it's you! 709 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,958 What are you doing? 710 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,041 I am sorry, I have mistaken you as another person. 711 00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:23,708 Are you David Copper Feel? 712 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:24,500 So what? 713 00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,291 Are you David copper Feel? 714 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:27,708 If you want to say yes, then yes. 715 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:29,041 That's great! Master Feel. 716 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:31,791 Do you know? My little daughter is madly fond of you. 717 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:32,833 What? A girl who is madly fond of me? 718 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,416 Sure, you have attractive eyes. 719 00:42:35,458 --> 00:42:37,208 Rosy lips and open minded. 720 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:37,958 Great figure too. 721 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,833 And strong pen... 722 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:39,833 I have that too. 723 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,625 You are perfectly made by God. 724 00:42:41,666 --> 00:42:43,250 May I know your family members? 725 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:44,583 Women. 726 00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:46,208 I have a mom and a sister, all are women. 727 00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:47,541 Oh, you are single. 728 00:42:48,041 --> 00:42:49,291 Hey, man should marry at your age. 729 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:50,916 It's not that easy. 730 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:52,000 That's easy. 731 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,250 If only you wish to marry my daughter. 732 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:54,625 What? To marry your daughter? 733 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:56,083 At once. 734 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,166 Would you allow me to have a second thought? 735 00:42:57,666 --> 00:42:58,291 Time is not allowed! 736 00:42:58,750 --> 00:42:59,916 Otherwise, the baby can't wait. 737 00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:01,250 You guarantee your daughter to be reproductive? 738 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:03,708 Hey, you are the only son of your family, you'll have descendants. 739 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:07,000 Imagine how happy your mother would be when you've a baby 740 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,583 Mother? 741 00:43:09,833 --> 00:43:11,583 After drinking this cup of tea, your family will be rich and lucky. 742 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,166 Have the tea, mom. 743 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,541 Mom. 744 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,291 Mom... 745 00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:30,041 Let me clean your shoes. 746 00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:32,791 About the marriage, it should be quick. 747 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,291 It depends. 748 00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:36,791 About the wedding party... 749 00:43:36,833 --> 00:43:37,083 Forget it, if only you marry my daughter, 750 00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:38,625 I am willing to give you money in return... 751 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:40,375 Are you kidding? 752 00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:40,708 Hey, don't you treat me as your friend? 753 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,458 It seems to be an advantage! 754 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,291 Sure it is. 755 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,791 I want to take a look at you daughter first. 756 00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:51,083 Daughter. 757 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:52,458 Snow White! 758 00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:54,916 Beautiful! 759 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:57,500 I am willing to marry her. 760 00:43:58,666 --> 00:43:59,750 She is my maid. 761 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,416 Normally, if the maid is pretty, 762 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:05,083 your daughter would be ugly. 763 00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:07,916 Be frank, if your daughter is ugly. 764 00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:09,291 I want to marry our maid. 765 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,708 Dad! 766 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:13,416 Who is he? 767 00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:22,000 The one who slept with you? 768 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,750 What? She was other's woman already! 769 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,208 That's why you push me to take her! 770 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,458 You are crazy! 771 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:31,291 What are you doing? 772 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,291 Isn't he David Copper Feel? 773 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,416 It's some kind of mistake, you may go now. 774 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:37,958 What? We haven't finished our discussion. 775 00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:40,583 The interview is over. 776 00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:42,041 We will inform you later. Please leave. 777 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,416 You want me to go now? 778 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,000 Go, go. 779 00:44:46,041 --> 00:44:47,375 Are you kicking me away? Who do you think I am? 780 00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:49,375 Don't you want me to teach you a lesson? 781 00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:51,083 Secu! 782 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:51,375 Secu? 783 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:53,875 Se Cu! 784 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:55,500 Yes. 785 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:55,958 Se! 786 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,166 Yes. 787 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:57,250 Cu! 788 00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:58,666 Yes. 789 00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:01,333 Show the guest to the door. 790 00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,708 Yes, Master. 791 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,708 Hey, where are Se and Cu? 792 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:07,333 Did you beg me to marry your daughter? 793 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:08,750 I talked to one person about this. 794 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:11,833 Am I the one whom you talked to? 795 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,041 I can't recognize you! 796 00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:14,833 You are breaking the Joint Declaration. 797 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,958 What good idea would you suggest? 798 00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:19,041 You mean to go against me? 799 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,083 I dare not... 800 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:22,458 Who is the master here? 801 00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:23,583 Come down! 802 00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,583 My God! 803 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:28,166 You can fool any body in this world. 804 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,375 But not me, the kind-hearted hero. 805 00:45:30,916 --> 00:45:31,833 The righteous and honest... 806 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:34,416 Little Villain Chow Tung. 807 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:35,791 Chow Lung? 808 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:36,583 Tung! 809 00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:37,291 Lung, right? 810 00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:38,333 Why did you hit my dad? 811 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,666 Beauty, sleep earlier tonight. 812 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:45,833 I'll come early tomorrow morning to pick you up for your wedding. 813 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:48,000 Damn you! 814 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:49,541 Don't you want to marry me? 815 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:50,916 I will force you to do so. 816 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:52,583 Ko Yuen, come in. 817 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,500 Young Master. 818 00:45:56,083 --> 00:45:57,416 Gather the buddies from the martial arts school. 819 00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,500 Surround this house. 820 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,208 Yes sir! 821 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,000 If any one escapes from this house, you will be seriously punished. 822 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:04,708 See you, my dear father-in-law. 823 00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:06,416 See you, my honey. 824 00:46:11,166 --> 00:46:12,375 Copper Feel... 825 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:13,708 Dad, what shall we do? 826 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:19,250 I want to go to sleep. 827 00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:20,875 There is no time for you to sleep. 828 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,125 You know my bad habit. 829 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,375 When I am nervous, I will feel sleepy. 830 00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:26,916 Don't stop my way upstairs. 831 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:28,458 I can stand no more. 832 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:38,041 Go that way, go! 833 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:43,625 Now, it's time for our fantastic show. 834 00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:46,916 Any one wishes to help me? 835 00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:48,666 Mister... 836 00:46:49,416 --> 00:46:50,458 You are a volunteer. Come on... 837 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:51,583 No, Mister... 838 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:52,875 Cut the crap, come on... 839 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:02,166 This is a new hairstyle, which I have learnt from Hong Kong. 840 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:04,250 Good! 841 00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:08,208 It's post modern. 842 00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:09,833 Any one wants a try? 843 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:12,250 Oh my hair. 844 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,333 But, I come for my Miss. 845 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,500 Miss what? 846 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:16,291 The underwear? 847 00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:19,208 What kind of underwear? 848 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,666 I wear the same kind of underwear of my Miss. 849 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:27,291 Oh, Mr. Big Eyes. 850 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:29,750 Miss is forced to marry a villain. 851 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,041 Villain? 852 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:32,916 She is waiting for you in her room. 853 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:34,666 Stay one night with her. 854 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,541 May be, you will find some ways to save her. 855 00:47:37,541 --> 00:47:38,250 Whole night? 856 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:39,791 Yes, I have prepared the sedan-chair for you. 857 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:41,583 I want to buy something first. 858 00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:44,250 Convenience Store 859 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:48,875 Man, do you have any rubber... 860 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:49,750 Yes! 861 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:50,500 Extra big size please. 862 00:47:50,541 --> 00:47:51,125 Why do you buy rubber... 863 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,791 Oh, you have sedan-chair sick. 864 00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,833 So I have to buy a large rubber bag. 865 00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:05,666 What are you doing? 866 00:48:06,458 --> 00:48:07,500 She is the friend of my Miss, she comes to be the bridesmaid. 867 00:48:08,625 --> 00:48:09,416 Why is she vomiting? 868 00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:10,708 She is pregnant! 869 00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:12,333 A pregnant woman to be a bridesmaid? 870 00:48:12,916 --> 00:48:13,750 It's custom of our hometown. 871 00:48:14,208 --> 00:48:14,625 Don't block the way. 872 00:48:15,083 --> 00:48:17,125 It's strange. 873 00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:20,250 Hey, the poor guy can't take the sedan-chair! 874 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:22,125 Should I give you some pills to stop your headache? 875 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,166 Sit down! 876 00:48:25,041 --> 00:48:26,083 Sit down... 877 00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:27,416 Miss... 878 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:30,041 Master, what do you want? 879 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:31,875 Snow White refuses to marry him. 880 00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,416 So, I want to shave and make up 881 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:35,750 So as to take her place tomorrow. 882 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,958 But, if Chow Lung is so crazy that... 883 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:41,000 Then my ass would... 884 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:42,875 would be ruined by him! 885 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,041 It doesn't matter, you are so old. 886 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:45,375 Bull shit! 887 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:46,541 Who is she? 888 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:48,541 Oh, master... 889 00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:02,250 Where did you get such beauty? 890 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,583 You are smart! 891 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,625 You have got the same idea as mine. 892 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,125 You want to take this beauty to substitute the bride! 893 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:08,750 No! 894 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:09,583 Cut the crap! 895 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:10,708 Tell Miss the good news now, asks her not to worry any more. 896 00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:12,750 I don't mean it. 897 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:13,916 Go, she is shouting for help now! Go! 898 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:28,208 I shouldn't have such dirty thought! 899 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,541 I pay so much to get this beauty, 900 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:32,791 It's of no reason to benefit Chow Lung like this! 901 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:34,500 I have to do some dirty things this time. 902 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:35,916 I want to do with this girl now. 903 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:41,791 Girl, I want to take Chow Tung's advantage. 904 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:43,041 You will have a baby of mine soon. 905 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:44,833 Then I will tell him the truth after 18 years. 906 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:46,208 So as to make him crazy! 907 00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:47,708 Be careful! 908 00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:50,166 When he knows that he has raised a son of mine for 18 years, 909 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:51,750 He would be crazy! 910 00:49:52,541 --> 00:49:55,583 Don't be nervous! Don't fall asleep. 911 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:02,708 Shut up... 912 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,041 I...檓 powerful! 913 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:07,666 Don't panic! 914 00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:09,875 You wolf! 915 00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:11,833 You will lose your virgin sooner or later. 916 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:13,458 Now, I will show you the process of losing your virgin. 917 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:15,875 I am not wolf! 918 00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:17,833 You will see the wolf tomorrow! 919 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:23,416 Woo, you are active! 920 00:50:24,208 --> 00:50:24,916 Great! 921 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:26,000 Great! I love active ones. 922 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:31,916 I... 923 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:33,291 Your basic instinct. 924 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,416 What are you doing here? 925 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,500 Good position! 926 00:50:38,541 --> 00:50:40,000 This is a new position. 927 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:45,416 It's too exciting! How exciting! I have never tried this stance before.Come on... 928 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,708 You are scared by a simple hairpin! 929 00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:57,041 Mister 930 00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,125 Here is too dangerous. 931 00:50:58,166 --> 00:50:59,375 You...檇 better leave, don't come back until tomorrow morning. 932 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,083 Leave your Miss to me. 933 00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:02,458 Cut the crap! 934 00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:04,708 Mr. Big Eyes. 935 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:15,500 Don't cry, Mr. Big Eyes. 936 00:51:16,291 --> 00:51:17,208 If you cry, 937 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,833 I'll feel more excited. 938 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:25,375 Chow Tung wants to marry me. 939 00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:27,791 Instead of being raped by him, 940 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,541 I prefer giving you my most precious thing. 941 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,125 Don't you mind this? 942 00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:39,500 I don't think so. 943 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,000 Let's drink the wine first. 944 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:47,000 What are you doing? 945 00:51:47,791 --> 00:51:48,208 After this wine. 946 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,208 We will reach a happy stage. 947 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:52,500 Our soul and mind will mix together, to enjoy the happiest time. 948 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,333 Then the poison will function. 949 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:59,000 We will be so painful! 950 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,958 Bleeding1 951 00:52:02,416 --> 00:52:03,333 In order to avoid the revenge of Chow Tung, 952 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,291 I don't want him to separate our corpses, 953 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:06,916 So before the poison works, 954 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,041 Let's chop each other. 955 00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:11,958 Then, burn ourselves, we'll become ash at last. 956 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,333 Isn't it romantic? 957 00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:16,833 Don't be that impulsive! 958 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:19,416 Then, we mix together 959 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,875 After that, 960 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,291 No one can separate us again. 961 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,500 It's a great idea. 962 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:28,375 There are many exciting things in this world, which you...檝e never tri ed. 963 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:30,208 Say... 964 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,958 Also... 965 00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:37,291 I think you don't want to die if you try any of it. 966 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:39,208 Let's hold tightly. 967 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:42,458 Eyes to eyes. 968 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,625 Maybe, you will blame me of forcing you at the first time. 969 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:49,083 But you will urge for it for the second time, come on. 970 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,250 Where can you escape? 971 00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:53,416 Are you still sleeping? 972 00:52:54,416 --> 00:52:56,416 Damn it! 973 00:52:57,583 --> 00:53:01,791 It's a mistake, go up there. Hurry up! 974 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:07,250 You said you wanted me instead of my Miss, 975 00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:08,583 Why don't you take me? 976 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,125 I am not that kind of person! 977 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:13,916 I emphasize righteousness and courtesy. 978 00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:16,000 I have promised to marry your Miss. 979 00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:17,958 I won't change my mind within a short period. 980 00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:20,500 But after that... 981 00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:23,875 I will take you as concubine. 982 00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:26,000 Wait for me! Get lost! 983 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,541 Take her back! 984 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,458 No... 985 00:53:38,791 --> 00:53:39,750 Don't be that rude. 986 00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:46,625 Be careful! 987 00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:49,000 Chase after them now! 988 00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:50,708 Hurry up... 989 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:56,208 I am the bridegroom! 990 00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:58,625 How happy am I! 991 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:04,541 There is romantic lighting. 992 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:11,500 Help... 993 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,041 Luckily I have the safety seat belt. 994 00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:14,875 Help... 995 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:17,500 What kind of monster are you? A woman with beard! 996 00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,083 Bride robbing, Your Honour! 997 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,041 You mean you? A bride with beard? 998 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:33,916 Honey, you are tied all night, 999 00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:36,083 Because I don't want you to disturb my mom. 1000 00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:39,083 Take the bride's dress first. 1001 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:40,958 After my mom wakes up, we can have the wedding ceremony. 1002 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:45,208 Don't worry; I won't push you to do anything. 1003 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:46,916 I won't rape you. 1004 00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:48,583 Let's take 3 months as pre-marriage period. 1005 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,458 After that, we can do that without any embarrassment. 1006 00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:56,000 I am the most understanding person in the world. 1007 00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:57,916 Brother, there are two cops who want to arrest you. 1008 00:54:58,875 --> 00:54:59,458 Arrest me? 1009 00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:01,000 They want you to take the statement. 1010 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,000 They are going to sue you of kidnapping, unlawful detention. 1011 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:04,708 Severe sex disturbance, sexual discrimination. 1012 00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:06,708 You have intention of raping too. 1013 00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:08,708 You want to put me to jail? 1014 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,541 Take care of your future sister-in-law. 1015 00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:12,125 How dare you! 1016 00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:17,958 Brother courted a gay. 1017 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:22,875 Who are you? 1018 00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:25,875 I am David Copper Feel. 1019 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:33,000 Can you imagine your future sister-in-law is a man? 1020 00:55:34,333 --> 00:55:35,708 Why I did so is because... 1021 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:38,000 I want to court you! 1022 00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:46,416 Court! 1023 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:51,041 Corrup... 1024 00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:55,000 Tion! 1025 00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:56,625 Thank you for taking care of my daughter's matter. 1026 00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:00,083 I am your good friend, I should help you. 1027 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,000 By the way, you have brought your evidence here. 1028 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:05,208 Have the tea please 1029 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:06,166 Ok. 1030 00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,625 How dare you do this in my territory? 1031 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:09,125 Arrest him. 1032 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,750 Your Honour, Mr. Chow brought you many important evidence. 1033 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,250 Finish it as soon as possible, I am in a hurry. 1034 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:21,666 Now, the evidence is enough, 1035 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,458 This case is settled. 1036 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,750 Mr. Chow is a man of piety. 1037 00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:29,291 Therefore, 1038 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,791 Chow Tung is acquitted. 1039 00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:32,041 Withdraw court. 1040 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,916 Your Honour, I am the best friend of yours. 1041 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:37,291 This is court, we'll forget friendship but justice. 1042 00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:38,791 Only evidence counts. 1043 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:40,916 Your evidence is not enough. 1044 00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,625 Then I can add some more. 1045 00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:46,375 Save it, it's come to an end. 1046 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:47,833 Why not next time? 1047 00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:50,125 Be smart next time, give more evidence. 1048 00:56:51,416 --> 00:56:52,291 Dear father-in-law. 1049 00:56:52,833 --> 00:56:53,666 Why don't you dress up yourself, 1050 00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:55,250 and participate our wedding party? 1051 00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:56,458 That's right... 1052 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:57,583 Now, I am not going to sue Chow Tung anymore. 1053 00:56:58,333 --> 00:56:58,916 Well, let's go to have tea now. 1054 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:00,833 I want to sue you, you corrupted judge 1055 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,041 I want to sue you! You would be in great trouble! 1056 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,333 Let's see who would be in trouble! 1057 00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,333 What are you doing? Hey, stop! 1058 00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:08,958 What's the matter? 1059 00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,625 You are framing the officials. 1060 00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:13,666 Give him a severe penalty of 70 strikes. 1061 00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:18,750 How dare you! 1062 00:57:19,416 --> 00:57:20,416 Just strike him 30 times. 1063 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:21,875 30, that's correct. 1064 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,250 No, add 30 more, make it total, 100. 1065 00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:24,541 One hundred! 1066 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:30,500 That's great! 1067 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:34,625 After Dhala Lama became my grandma, 1068 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,750 She told me I would meet my lover today. 1069 00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:38,833 What are you doing? 1070 00:57:39,416 --> 00:57:40,625 I am please to hear that. 1071 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:42,916 Oh, I see, enjoy yourself. 1072 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:44,000 I am leaving. 1073 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:47,958 No, your words made me so happy. 1074 00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:49,125 Can you repeat once? 1075 00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:50,875 But I can't say the same thing again. 1076 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:52,291 Well, then record it. 1077 00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:53,708 Record it? 1078 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:55,083 Copy it with pen and paper. 1079 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,541 You said you would court me. 1080 00:57:58,583 --> 00:57:59,291 Are you willing to be courted by me? 1081 00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:00,625 Yes, I do. 1082 00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:01,500 That means, you are courted. 1083 00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:03,791 Am I courted? 1084 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,083 No, court me once more. 1085 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:06,625 Be clam! 1086 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:07,916 You are the born beauty. 1087 00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:09,333 Everybody knows it! 1088 00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:12,125 I am a common people. 1089 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:15,083 What I can do is to admire you only! 1090 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,125 I don't mind! Go ahead to court me, and play me if you like. 1091 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:18,458 I don't match you. 1092 00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:19,375 I don't mind. 1093 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:21,000 I am sick! 1094 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:22,708 I will give you money for medical treatment. 1095 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,041 I am cheap and I am a wolf. 1096 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,625 I am cheaper, come on, let's play in bed. 1097 00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:29,333 Stop, you bitch! 1098 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:39,958 You are killing me! 1099 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,125 Hands off! 1100 00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:47,375 You are so tough. 1101 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:56,791 I think I should use my last stance. 1102 00:58:57,791 --> 00:58:58,458 Hot lips! 1103 00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:02,625 No one can resist my stance! 1104 00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:14,500 Stop! 1105 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,333 Granny, do you want a try? 1106 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:20,458 Shut up! 1107 00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:21,916 I don't want to kiss you. 1108 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:23,500 How about this? 1109 00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,875 Monster! 1110 00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:34,416 She scared herself! 1111 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:39,833 Where are you Miss? 1112 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:40,750 I will arrange it for you. 1113 00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:43,041 How dare you sue me? 1114 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:48,291 Honey, let's go to our wedding. 1115 00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:50,208 Are you feeling shy? 1116 00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:53,875 Honey, you have good smell! 1117 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:56,625 You have slim waist! 1118 00:59:57,875 --> 00:59:59,875 Big bottom. 1119 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:03,791 The legs are long enough. 1120 01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:05,625 What? Mom. 1121 01:00:18,791 --> 01:00:19,958 What kind of evil is it? 1122 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:23,833 Dragon Ball? 1123 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:38,916 She looks horrible! 1124 01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:58,125 There are so many strong men in Lok-Yung. 1125 01:00:58,750 --> 01:00:59,833 Miss, are you coming from other town? 1126 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:01,541 What do you want? 1127 01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:03,166 Are you interested to have any escort? 1128 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:04,666 What's the price? 1129 01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,083 Only 120 taels. 1130 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:07,458 What kind of quality? 1131 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,291 High quality of course! Never be pregnant. 1132 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,083 Shit! Men can't be pregnant! 1133 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,125 They haven't made any client pregnant! 1134 01:01:13,791 --> 01:01:15,125 They are safe, have a look at the sample first. 1135 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,500 He gained a lot of prizes. 1136 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:19,916 What now? 1137 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:20,791 How about this one? 1138 01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,583 Has he got any prize before? 1139 01:01:23,291 --> 01:01:24,666 He is longing for any prize. 1140 01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:26,666 But now, he runs his own business, it doesn't matter to fight for pr ize. 1141 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:27,833 He hasn't got any. 1142 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:28,833 It doesn't matter... 1143 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:30,583 How about this? 1144 01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:32,583 I am afraid you can't stand him. 1145 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,250 How is it? 1146 01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:35,625 He told me personally that... 1147 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,333 he needs fun any time anywhere! 1148 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:38,916 I love this one. 1149 01:01:39,875 --> 01:01:41,000 Please leave me money for a motel. 1150 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:44,875 Mister, how lucky to meet you! 1151 01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:46,083 Miss is waiting for you at the motel. 1152 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:47,875 Motel? 1153 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,083 Chow Tung is searching for her, so she should hide up. 1154 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:51,875 She is eager to see you, go now! 1155 01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:53,958 Come! 1156 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:56,541 Take the money, go and buy some food in the market. 1157 01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:58,083 Don't come back until sunset. 1158 01:01:58,750 --> 01:01:59,750 I don't think it's enough for me to spend until sunset. 1159 01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:02,958 Isn't it OK? 1160 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:04,791 Sure! I can spend till dawn! 1161 01:02:05,416 --> 01:02:06,083 Come back! 1162 01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:07,416 Where is the key? 1163 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:09,458 Go up, turn left, the second room that is! 1164 01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:35,458 Turn left, the second one? 1165 01:02:55,791 --> 01:02:57,416 So bitchy! 1166 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,125 But I love it! 1167 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:20,125 It needs to be sharpened! 1168 01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:26,250 One, two... 1169 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:45,083 Return to Basic Law. 1170 01:03:46,291 --> 01:03:49,000 Ma Li Ma Li Hung! 1171 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,375 I am sorry, I made you long waiting! 1172 01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:02,000 Do you want me to be gentle or rude? 1173 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:03,875 Rude! 1174 01:04:04,291 --> 01:04:04,708 Sure! 1175 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,458 What's wrong? Are you feeling shy? 1176 01:04:17,416 --> 01:04:18,041 Why do you cover your eyes? 1177 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:21,541 Take off your hands. 1178 01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:25,666 You are very pretty! 1179 01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:27,708 All people in America and Canada know that! 1180 01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:28,833 So, I can't match you! 1181 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:30,375 I paid! Do you want to leave like this? 1182 01:04:31,416 --> 01:04:34,958 Well, why I did this, because... 1183 01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:36,833 I love you! 1184 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,666 I need to pay! 1185 01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:41,708 Because I don't need love! 1186 01:04:42,916 --> 01:04:43,625 I need making love! 1187 01:04:44,291 --> 01:04:44,958 But I can't help you! 1188 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:21,041 I can never imagine, I would be raped by a lady wolf! 1189 01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:25,583 I hate men crying! 1190 01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:27,000 Go to hell! 1191 01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:29,375 Don't tell me you are pushed by lady loan-sharks! 1192 01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:30,625 No! 1193 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:32,000 Your dad is having bust cancer! 1194 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:33,416 No, a villain has made a dead set at me! 1195 01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:36,291 Isn't it Chow Tung again? 1196 01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:37,416 That's right! 1197 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:41,333 Help! 1198 01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:43,375 I can't refuse it, or my boss will hit me! 1199 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,250 No, help! 1200 01:05:45,958 --> 01:05:46,750 You are not as ugly as my boss described! 1201 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:52,833 Snow White, are you alright? 1202 01:05:53,708 --> 01:05:55,250 Pal, I chare more for serving 3 of you. 1203 01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,125 Hey, he said he would offer a foreigner to me. 1204 01:05:58,208 --> 01:05:58,916 I came from foreign country too. 1205 01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:00,041 Damn you! 1206 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,458 Tell me how Chow Tung treated you! 1207 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:09,958 Get in the sedan chair now. 1208 01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:14,166 Master Chow... 1209 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:16,750 How dare you challenge me! You are not qualified to do so! 1210 01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:18,083 Go now. 1211 01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:21,291 I am the bridegroom tonight. 1212 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:25,000 My dear daughter... 1213 01:06:28,416 --> 01:06:29,833 Madam, have the tea from the bride. 1214 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:31,916 Cut the crap. 1215 01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:33,333 Mother, have the tea now. 1216 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:39,416 Mother, what are you doing? 1217 01:06:41,041 --> 01:06:42,916 Mother! 1218 01:06:57,458 --> 01:06:59,875 Youth! Lovely youth! 1219 01:07:00,416 --> 01:07:01,291 I want to be youth! 1220 01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:02,333 I want to have fun tonight! 1221 01:07:03,875 --> 01:07:05,208 Mom, you have recovered. 1222 01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:08,875 I want to produce a fat grandson for you tonight. 1223 01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:15,458 I am going to the West Chamber. 1224 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,750 My bride is waiting for me. 1225 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:22,541 In such a romantic night. 1226 01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:27,166 All of you please leave us alone. 1227 01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:29,416 Fantastic! 1228 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:45,166 Honey, come and drink some wine first. 1229 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:48,416 Are you feeling shy? 1230 01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:51,125 That's correct. 1231 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,833 Come on, take some wine to make u high... 1232 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:56,791 then, we will go to bed and... 1233 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:04,458 After the wine, we will go to bed! 1234 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,458 Turn off the light please, I am shy! 1235 01:08:09,541 --> 01:08:10,541 What a pure virgin! 1236 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,083 But after tonight, you will be experienced. 1237 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:26,125 Honey, do you want me to be gentle or rude? 1238 01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:27,166 Rude! 1239 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:28,750 Me too! 1240 01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:34,791 I think, there will be great race tonight! 1241 01:08:37,625 --> 01:08:39,208 I can't see you now. 1242 01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:40,958 You can't see me too, isn't it romantic? 1243 01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:52,458 Oh my God! 1244 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:59,250 You scared me! 1245 01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:04,625 Chow Tung, you used to bully women. 1246 01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:06,000 Now, it's your turn! I was sent to punish you! 1247 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:07,291 You can't escape from me! 1248 01:10:19,208 --> 01:10:20,083 Who are you? 1249 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,541 There is a Jinx in Kai-fung. 1250 01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:23,041 She is a symbol of justice! 1251 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:24,041 Please don't sing, you sang terribly! 1252 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:26,125 I don't want to marry you, leave me alone! 1253 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,208 But we have had the wedding ceremony. 1254 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:34,833 How can you ask me to leave like this? 1255 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:03,458 I will have a grandson next year! Thank God. 1256 01:11:04,083 --> 01:11:05,625 I am jealousing! 1257 01:11:20,125 --> 01:11:21,375 Be frank, you tell me! 1258 01:11:22,125 --> 01:11:23,875 How many women did you have before? 1259 01:11:25,541 --> 01:11:28,750 1,2,3... 1260 01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,166 Woo, it's a long list! 1261 01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:33,833 But from now on. 1262 01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:36,166 I will treat you like a statue of Goddess. 1263 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,416 I serve you whole-heartedly, alright? 1264 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,166 Before me, how many men did you have? 1265 01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:48,375 Mr. Lee, Mr. Wong, 1266 01:11:48,916 --> 01:11:49,750 The gardener Ping, and Pocky Wing... 1267 01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:52,291 I am just kidding. 1268 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:54,666 You are the first man of mine, you silly boy. 1269 01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:57,541 I want to teach you a lesson now! 1270 01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:13,000 You should promise to take good care of me. 1271 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:14,208 Don't cheat me. 1272 01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:15,708 I hate men crying. 1273 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:16,833 Go to hell! 1274 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,000 Help! 1275 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:31,750 How poor am I... 1276 01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:34,500 I was tortured... 1277 01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:45,000 Brother, you are looking awful and tired. 1278 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:46,791 You worked so hard for my grandson, 1279 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,500 I appreciate so much1 1280 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,833 Let me take a look of my daughter-in-law. 1281 01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:52,708 Don't! Mom, don't go, she is so ugly! 1282 01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:54,875 No matter how, she should greet me. 1283 01:12:55,541 --> 01:12:56,791 Don't bother me! 1284 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:03,291 My daughter-in-law is very... 1285 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:04,625 Very ugly, right? 1286 01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:06,083 She is so pretty! 1287 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,000 Don't scare me. 1288 01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:09,666 Son, don't scare me! 1289 01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:11,000 Brother, look at you face1 1290 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:13,750 It was infected by that woman, it's the first stage of Leprosy. 1291 01:13:14,166 --> 01:13:15,291 Get away, 1292 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:16,750 Or you will be infected too. 1293 01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:18,291 Not exactly, she is so pretty that, I don't think she is having Lepr osy. 1294 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,000 My God, she infected that to me, she must be a witch! 1295 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:23,666 Damn you, bitch! 1296 01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:32,000 Damn you bitch, you... 1297 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,333 Hubby... 1298 01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:35,208 How are you? Are you alright? 1299 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:36,750 Are you hurt? 1300 01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:38,333 Honey, your birthmark... 1301 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:40,541 It's a heritage form my mom. 1302 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:43,125 It will disappear after an intercourse. 1303 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,250 My mom told me that she had that birthmark before. 1304 01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:47,583 Oh I see, 1305 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:49,083 it's a symbol of being a virgin. 1306 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:50,291 You are bad! 1307 01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:52,916 Honey, you have my birthmarks now. 1308 01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:54,875 Now, you are my man, so, you should be obedient. 1309 01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:56,458 What? 1310 01:13:57,333 --> 01:13:58,541 I mean, I want to serve you, and obey you. 1311 01:13:59,791 --> 01:14:02,083 I don't mind to have scar on my face! It's rather smart! 1312 01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:04,666 But, make up your mind, 1313 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,208 is there anything else you have passed to me? 1314 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:10,125 You are bad, of course not. 1315 01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:11,750 That's good. 1316 01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:14,875 What are you doing? 1317 01:14:15,708 --> 01:14:17,250 Hubby, you are so attractive! 1318 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,875 Honey, you are attractive too. 1319 01:14:23,708 --> 01:14:24,625 Congratulation! 1320 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:26,208 What do you mean? Are you teasing me? 1321 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:27,625 Lam Ka Sing has become a courtier, he is coming. 1322 01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:29,708 Who is Lam... 1323 01:14:30,541 --> 01:14:31,125 Hubby? 1324 01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:32,708 My dear son-in-law. 1325 01:14:33,375 --> 01:14:34,458 Mom, I want to do something with my hair. 1326 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,250 Good, and make up too. 1327 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:39,541 My dear son-in-law. 1328 01:14:57,833 --> 01:14:59,708 Hurry up! 1329 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:02,833 Your Excellency! 1330 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:05,708 Stop! Your Excellency! 1331 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:11,750 I have forgot my seat beat. 1332 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,375 Your Excellency. 1333 01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:21,708 Sorry for a late reception. 1334 01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:23,375 I should be punished 1335 01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:24,458 Men. 1336 01:15:25,875 --> 01:15:28,250 As an old Chinese saying, there is treasure inside a book. 1337 01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:33,000 Your Excellency, how about this one? 1338 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:36,583 You are in bad luck! 1339 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:41,166 His Excellency has become the Commissioner Against Corruption. 1340 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:43,541 Arrest him. 1341 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,000 I was framed... 1342 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:47,708 It's not necessary for you to confess, 1343 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,458 but what you have said will become the statement. 1344 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:50,958 Exile him now. 1345 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:52,666 Your Excellency, may I be excused from being exile? 1346 01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:54,125 OK. 1347 01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:55,083 Be the hooker of the army! 1348 01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,333 Oh my ass! 1349 01:16:00,833 --> 01:16:01,791 Watch out! There is assassinator. 1350 01:16:02,875 --> 01:16:03,125 Lam Ka Sing! 1351 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:04,166 Who are you? 1352 01:16:04,416 --> 01:16:05,125 Don't you recognize me? 1353 01:16:05,916 --> 01:16:07,500 There is a Jinx in Kai-fung. 1354 01:16:08,291 --> 01:16:09,166 My Jinx! 1355 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:10,708 Oh, no, my benefactor! 1356 01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:12,666 You become so pretty! 1357 01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:15,416 Have you taken any plastic surgery in Japan? 1358 01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:18,333 I am so lucky! 1359 01:16:18,958 --> 01:16:20,666 I am going to marry a pretty wife soon. 1360 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,583 I am married. 1361 01:16:23,041 --> 01:16:24,375 Stop bothering me! 1362 01:16:25,541 --> 01:16:26,333 My dear brother-in-law! 1363 01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:29,500 Hubby! 1364 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,000 Little Villain? 1365 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,125 He's got your birthmarks! Why did you marry Chow Tung? 1366 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:36,500 My dear son-in-law. 1367 01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,041 Lady Chow, I have to thank you for taking care of me! 1368 01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:41,166 Don't mention it, you are my son-in-law! 1369 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:43,125 My daughter misses you so much! 1370 01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:45,208 She wants me to be dead. 1371 01:16:45,875 --> 01:16:47,958 Hey, anyway, you are married. 1372 01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:49,625 We haven't any affection. 1373 01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:53,166 But, I have taken care of you. 1374 01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,625 Yes, although you didn't ask for my help, 1375 01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:57,208 I did help you. 1376 01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,291 Yes, be generous, take Gut back with you. 1377 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:00,833 I can't! 1378 01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:07,166 Hubby... 1379 01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,625 Look at you! You hag! 1380 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:12,958 I am a woman who can be easily hurt. 1381 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:15,000 Stop! 1382 01:17:15,041 --> 01:17:16,375 Yes. 1383 01:17:16,416 --> 01:17:17,333 Hubby... 1384 01:17:18,041 --> 01:17:19,666 You are heartless! Damn you! 1385 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:22,041 Shut up! 1386 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:24,416 You tortured me in our wedding, do you remember? 1387 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:28,000 If you want me to take you back, you...檇 do 3 most difficult jobs firs t. 1388 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,666 First, you should go under my legs. 1389 01:17:37,083 --> 01:17:39,666 Easy job! 1390 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,333 I am lucky to go under the courtier's legs. 1391 01:17:41,833 --> 01:17:43,083 I will be rich then. 1392 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:44,416 Isn't it enough? 1393 01:17:44,666 --> 01:17:45,583 Don't you think it's enough? Want another round? 1394 01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:47,958 Give her a basin to wash her feet. 1395 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,250 Why don't you take off your shoes? 1396 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:54,750 Come on. 1397 01:17:54,791 --> 01:18:06,625 It stinks! 1398 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,125 I have advised you to wash your feet frequently! 1399 01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:09,125 You don't listen to me! 1400 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,791 Now, I want you to drink the dirty water. 1401 01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:24,041 Stop! 1402 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,166 Your Excellency, when you left. 1403 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:27,375 Your letter was sent to me. 1404 01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,583 I should be blamed of not pushing her to wash her feet. 1405 01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:33,166 Well, let me drink the water as penalty. 1406 01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:35,958 No, mom, you can't drink this. 1407 01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:37,583 Or you will have cancer, don't drink it. 1408 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:39,083 Stop! 1409 01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,125 What a good mother! 1410 01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:43,083 However, 1411 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:44,625 she has a crazy daughter. 1412 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:45,458 Forget it. 1413 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:47,291 Thank you, husband. 1414 01:18:48,041 --> 01:18:48,666 Hold it, there is another test 1415 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,500 Hey, is your sister doing a show up there? 1416 01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:53,000 This is called an idiot looking for husband? 1417 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,541 Have you ever heard of getting back the water after it's poured? 1418 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:57,750 Poor? 1419 01:18:58,041 --> 01:18:58,750 Any poor guy here? 1420 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:00,250 That means... 1421 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:02,541 You can't get back every drops of water after you have poured it. 1422 01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:05,166 If you want me to take you back. 1423 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:06,750 Unless, you can get any drops of poring water back. 1424 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,541 Give her a basin. 1425 01:19:10,416 --> 01:19:12,708 I want to suicide, mom... 1426 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:14,541 Stay calm, I am here to help you. 1427 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:16,208 Brother-in-law, 1428 01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:17,541 Hold it. 1429 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,083 Brother-in-law, 1430 01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:20,916 you should keep your promise. 1431 01:19:21,541 --> 01:19:23,541 If I can gather all drops of water, will you take my sister back? 1432 01:19:24,041 --> 01:19:24,583 Sure. 1433 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:26,083 But, you can never make it. 1434 01:19:27,041 --> 01:19:27,708 Let's wait and see. 1435 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,708 Get ready to gather the dirty water. 1436 01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:31,833 Be careful, brother, that's my future1 1437 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:34,791 Be careful! That's my future! 1438 01:19:36,041 --> 01:19:37,083 Take care! 1439 01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:53,791 OK. 1440 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:04,833 Big brother. 1441 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:06,375 See, I did it. 1442 01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:07,916 You are great! 1443 01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,208 One drop left. 1444 01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:21,041 Hold tight of your sister! 1445 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,708 Be careful! 1446 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,750 Hurry up, you can make it. 1447 01:20:28,791 --> 01:21:05,416 2 steps, 3 steps, move... 1448 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:06,375 It's Ok! 1449 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:08,083 I am your wife again! 1450 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:19,458 It's fate! If I take you back again... 1451 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:20,958 I will be punished. 1452 01:21:21,791 --> 01:21:23,166 Your Excellency, the God is merciful. 1453 01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:25,250 Let me do it. 1454 01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:26,208 Take it. 1455 01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:27,166 Ma Li Ma Li Hung! 1456 01:21:28,208 --> 01:21:29,041 Return to Basic Law. 1457 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:34,375 Hubby, stay calm. 1458 01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:38,500 You can make it soon. 1459 01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:41,041 With the help of my hot lips, it will be better. 1460 01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:52,375 Water! 1461 01:21:52,416 --> 01:21:53,208 It's fixed. 1462 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,541 Your Excellency, what do you think? 1463 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:57,625 MY GOD, GIVE ME A TEN! 1464 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,541 You are great! 1465 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,625 Really? 1466 01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:05,416 Son-in-law, what's the matter? 1467 01:22:06,208 --> 01:22:07,125 The son-in-law of Lady Chow has become a courtier. 1468 01:22:07,791 --> 01:22:08,041 Really? 1469 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:09,000 Let's go to send our regards. 1470 01:22:09,541 --> 01:22:10,458 Sure. 1471 01:22:25,666 --> 01:22:26,875 Let's go home 1472 01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:28,750 Are you happy to marry me? 1473 01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:29,833 Go back to wash your feet. 1474 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:31,000 OK. 1475 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:32,208 Hubby, it's perfect! 1476 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:33,333 It'll be the ending of a comedy. 1477 01:22:34,041 --> 01:22:35,125 Honey, let's go back to make baby. 1478 01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:36,083 I love it. 1479 01:22:44,416 --> 01:22:46,958 Don't sleep, don't sleep! 1480 01:22:47,791 --> 01:22:49,041 Wish you good luck, don't sleep! 1481 01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:52,666 Let's sing together! 1482 01:22:54,958 --> 01:22:58,250 All's Well, Ends Well... 1483 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:06,000 Too!